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Wed, 22 May 2013 18:31:34 -0400

4:05AM- Thoughts

Wed, 22 May 2013 04:07:00 -0400

Hello, friends. I’m taking a little break from beasting on league to provoke some thought in you worthless beings. Peeing is an art. And art should allow us to perform it whilst touching our feet. But no matter what, I just cant think of an effective way to pee and touch my toes at the same time. Thank you, good morning.

It’s raining… yeah. It’s pouring… even better. THE OLD MAN IS SNORING.

Mon, 20 May 2013 00:01:15 -0400

It’s raining… yeah. It’s pouring… even better. THE OLD MAN IS SNORING.

You know how I know you’re a fighter? You gave a 10 a 9.

Sun, 19 May 2013 20:39:43 -0400

You know how I know you’re a fighter? You gave a 10 a 9.

There’s a strict reason why I have a zero tolerance policy towards derp and any sort of the...

Tue, 14 May 2013 08:20:53 -0400

There’s a strict reason why I have a zero tolerance policy towards derp and any sort of the like. It is simply a misallocation of resources. Waste of energy and time. While these Derps exist, they are wasting my precious air. Every breath they take is one less that I can use to better myself. You do not need it. You shouldn’t even exist WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCKING FUCK YOU SHOULD NOT BE ON THIS FUCKING PLANET WHY WAS THE HUMAN FUCKIN RACE UNFORTUNATE ENOUGH TO HAVE YOU FUCKIN PARENTS GRANDPARENTS ETCETER-FUCKIN-A MEET AND HAVE THIS GODFORSAKEN PLANET INFECTED BY YOUR SLUDGE FILLED DERPY MIND FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk____________________________________________________—————

genericanimegirl: human beings in a mob whats a mob to a king whats a king to a god whats a god...

Tue, 14 May 2013 08:08:52 -0400

genericanimegirl:

human beings in a mob

whats a mob to a king

whats a king to a god

whats a god to a nonbeliever

Le fuck, I was 16-1 with BLUE EZREAL but then I had to leave...

Mon, 13 May 2013 16:37:24 -0400

Le fuck, I was 16-1 with BLUE EZREAL but then I had to leave QQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQ. Fortunately, my team got just as fed as me and won the game. I still got a leave though :[

Go get em chowwww

Thu, 09 May 2013 22:13:29 -0400

Go get em chowwww

My friend's nicknames UMEEZY VERSION

Thu, 09 May 2013 21:39:48 -0400

Ok because I’m such a wannabe of Juelz, this is my version of the nickname list for my homie Gs. LOL BTW, to all my fans (XD) the sequel to the Celebi movie is being filmed RIGHT NOW!!! :D

Harshith- Harshizzle
Matt- Songz
Priya- Prizzle
Raphael- Raphizzle
Kyle- Keezy
Leon- Leoni
Ritu- Ritizzle
Isabel- Isabelizzle
Karl- K-Fresh
Alex- Chowza
Julian- JUELZ (OH YEAH!)
Samantha- Sameezy
Christine- Christizzle
Timothy- Timizzle
Andy- Dre
Peter- Swizzle
Ben- Bizzilionaire
Tania- Tanizzle
Shanelle- Shanizzle
Eric- E-DAWG!!!
Michael- Shehizzle
Agnes- Agnizzle
Willis- Willizle
Ashley- Ashlizzle
Kevin- Kevizzle
Aleks- Daleks / Adizzle
Alexandra- Alexandrizzle
Mallory- Mallizzle
Nikita- Nikizzle
Katya- Katizzle
Angeli- Angelizzle
Bishoy- Bishizzle
Zal- Z-DAWG!
Evan- Evizzle
Josh- JJ
Nihal- Nihizzle

swanronsonn: fuck chelsea…but david luiz just hits one of these...

Fri, 03 May 2013 17:37:19 -0400

swanronsonn:

fuck chelsea…but david luiz just hits one of these like every fucking game…kinda incredible. Wish liverpool didn’t suck so much dick

LOL, the best is when the goalie freezesssssss

timothydelaghetto: sade: If I had one wish, I would fuck Tia...

Thu, 02 May 2013 15:37:09 -0400

timothydelaghetto:

sade:

If I had one wish, I would fuck Tia and Tamera, at the same time
And put name tags on they titties so I don’t get they name wrong
Screamin’ “Game on”

HA!

ms-doodle-pants: bellatorlupinus: I JUST SPIT OUT MY...

Wed, 01 May 2013 22:11:48 -0400

ms-doodle-pants:

bellatorlupinus:

I JUST SPIT OUT MY DRINK

GOD I AM SO PROUD OF CCS FOR THIS CAMPAIGN THIS IS MY SCHOOL GUYS

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Mon, 29 Apr 2013 19:43:11 -0400

Next level strategies

Sat, 27 Apr 2013 23:45:09 -0400

Acquire blue buff. Die to a feeding enemy. Get team mate to kill feeder. Blue buff refreshed. Get friend to die to same feeder. Kill feeder. You now have a refreshed buff. gg bye

vaspim: turnonthelitebrites: CAILLOU BASED FREESTYLE HER PUSSY...

Fri, 26 Apr 2013 00:21:07 -0400

vaspim:

turnonthelitebrites:

CAILLOU BASED FREESTYLE

HER PUSSY BALD LIKE CAILLOU SWAG SWAG LIKE CAILLOU I’M GOOD NIGGA HOW YOU? GO WAY BACK LIKE CAILLOU CAP BACK LIKE CAILLOU I DON’T MATCH LIKE CAILLOU MY WEED YOUNG LIKE CAILLOU GO DUMB LIKE CAILLOU I’M PBS LIKE CAILLOU DTF LIKE CAILLOU MY DICK FRESH LIKE CAILLOU SHE GET WET LIKE CAILLOU THE REALEST EVER LIKE CAILLOU I’M DICKIN IT LIKE CAILLOU BAD BITCH GON SUCK DICK NEED 30 MINUTES LIKE CAILLOU I’M UP EARLY LIKE CAILLOU SHE GET DIRTY LIKE CAILLOU

petition to make this America’s new national anthem 1 reblog = 1 signature

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Thu, 25 Apr 2013 22:15:22 -0400

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Sun, 21 Apr 2013 22:17:58 -0400

best moment in television ever biggest plot twist in television...

Sun, 21 Apr 2013 16:10:22 -0400

best moment in television ever

biggest plot twist in television EVER.

black and yellow

Fri, 19 Apr 2013 00:53:02 -0400

dont fux wit me

What is one of your hobbies?

Fri, 19 Apr 2013 00:52:54 -0400

listening to maroon 5 they my fav band #longlivepunkrock