June 2012
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*Hears noises at night*: Well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
*Gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I going to go on
*Heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
*A cop walks by*: Here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone
*Taking a test*: Don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school
*Gets a sunburn*: Skin cancer
SPOILER ALERT: Harry Potter is a wizard.
utter-insanity101:
lessthanashley:
alwaysmythunder:
yougottalivetoparty:
FUCK YOU
I DIDN’T GET THERE YET
god dammit now there’s no point in even seeing the fucking movies.
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I might need to make ANOTHER tumblr where I can roast all day and only let some bros follow it. Also rant about my fucked up mind and my crazy suicidal ideas ~lol~
I thought I did good. I run good.
…
I accidentally fell in a good.
