Hello, friends. I’m taking a little break from beasting on league to provoke some thought in you worthless beings. Peeing is an art. And art should allow us to perform it whilst touching our feet. But no matter what, I just cant  think of an effective way to pee and touch my toes at the same time. Thank you, good morning.

It’s raining… yeah. It’s pouring… even better. THE OLD MAN IS SNORING.

You know how I know you’re a fighter? You gave a 10 a 9.

There’s a strict reason why I have a zero tolerance policy towards derp and any sort of the like. It is simply a misallocation of resources. Waste of energy and time. While these Derps exist, they are wasting my precious air. Every breath they take is one less that I can use to better myself. You do not need it. You shouldn’t even exist WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCKING FUCK YOU SHOULD NOT BE ON THIS FUCKING PLANET WHY WAS THE HUMAN FUCKIN RACE UNFORTUNATE ENOUGH TO HAVE YOU FUCKIN PARENTS GRANDPARENTS ETCETER-FUCKIN-A MEET AND HAVE THIS GODFORSAKEN PLANET INFECTED BY YOUR SLUDGE FILLED DERPY MIND FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk____________________________________________________—————

genericanimegirl:

human beings in a mob

whats a mob to a king

whats a king to a god

whats a god to a nonbeliever 

Ok because I’m such a wannabe of Juelz, this is my version of the nickname list for my homie Gs. LOL BTW, to all my fans (XD) the sequel to the Celebi movie is being filmed RIGHT NOW!!! :D

Harshith- Harshizzle
Matt- Songz
Priya- Prizzle
Raphael- Raphizzle
Kyle- Keezy
Leon- Leoni
Ritu- Ritizzle
Isabel- Isabelizzle
Karl- K-Fresh
Alex- Chowza
Julian- JUELZ (OH YEAH!) 
Samantha- Sameezy
Christine- Christizzle
Timothy- Timizzle
Andy- Dre
Peter- Swizzle 
Ben- Bizzilionaire
Tania- Tanizzle
Shanelle- Shanizzle
Eric- E-DAWG!!!
Michael- Shehizzle
Agnes- Agnizzle
Willis- Willizle
Ashley- Ashlizzle
Kevin- Kevizzle
Aleks- Daleks / Adizzle
Alexandra- Alexandrizzle
Mallory- Mallizzle
Nikita- Nikizzle
Katya- Katizzle
Angeli- Angelizzle
Bishoy- Bishizzle
Zal- Z-DAWG!
Evan- Evizzle
Josh- JJ
Nihal- Nihizzle